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No Free Mustache Rides Here

December 19, 2008 · 3 Comments

Always a fan of facial hair, but it’s also so hip to be sporting a ’stache now. Actually, maybe I’ve been jealous all these years of those with the ability to grow facial hair like the fine men below.

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Instead of  skipping on waxing your upper lip, ladies, or wishing hard enough for a ’stache to grow in, young teenage boys and Obama, you can wear a sterling silver stache on a chain! Here’s the best part – this also doubles as a inspector and/or adventurer guise!

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Choose from Inspector Clouseau (Pink Panther) or Phileas Fogg (Around the World in 80 Days). Clouseau is the way to go with his thinner, rulier mustache, and it helps with fulfilling those secret fantasies of wanting to be a trenchcoat-wearing inspector.

Unfortunately, at $160/170, it may just be easier gluing some hair onto your upper lip.

Categories: Facial Hair · Want to be like a dude? · sorta out of a normal price range

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